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Photo: Peggy Sirota for GQ

Photo: Peggy Sirota for GQ

Vote the Rock

A profile of Dwayne Johnson for the cover of GQ's 2017 Comedy issue.


Photo: Spencer Lowell for GQ

Photo: Spencer Lowell for GQ

Yes, We Ken.

An exclusive behind-the-scenes look at the unholy birth of Mattel's new pan-racial Ken dolls for GQ.


Photo: Eric Ray Davidson for GQ

Photo: Eric Ray Davidson for GQ

Justin Bieber Would Like to Reintroduce Himself

A profile of Justin Bieber for GQ's March 2016 cover.

Photo: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott for GQ

Photo: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott for GQ

The Loveliest, Sexiest, Madliest of Them All

A profile of Kim Kardashian for the cover of GQ's 2016 Love, Sex, and Madness issue.

Photo: Sebastian Kim for GQ

Photo: Sebastian Kim for GQ

Patrick Stewart Will Look Great Forever

A walking tour of Brooklyn with Patrick Stewart for GQ.


Photo: Peter Yang for GQ

Photo: Peter Yang for GQ

Jordan Peele is Terrifying

A Q&A with director Jordan Peele about his horror film Get Out for the March 2017 issue GQ.

Photo: Peter Hapak for GQ

Photo: Peter Hapak for GQ

Travolta Holds Court

An interview with John Travolta for the December 2016 issue of GQ.

Illustration: Zohar Lazar for GQ

Illustration: Zohar Lazar for GQ

The Yunited States of Yuge

A tour of Donald Trump's luxury real estate holdings for GQ's September 2016 issue.

My 14-Hour Search for the End of TGI Friday's Endless Appetizers

An epic journey through Hell on a boat made of mozzarella sticks.


Photo via Associated Press

Photo via Associated Press

Leave American Girls Alone

"'Good,' 'real' news." - journalist Adrian Chen. Written for the New York Times.

Image: Jim Cooke for Gawker

Image: Jim Cooke for Gawker

The Best Restaurant in the World Is: EPCOT

A multi-part restaurant-themed travelogue through Walt Disney World's EPCOT, written with Rich Juzwiak.

Image: Jim Cooke for Gawker

Image: Jim Cooke for Gawker

Gravy Boat: My Week on the High Seas With Paula Deen and Friends

An epic journey through Hell on a boat with Paula Deen.